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Marilyn Monroe

"I just want to be wonderful."

"I just want to be wonderful."

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure.
I make mistakes, I am out of control and
at times hard to handle.

But if you can't handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell don't deserve me
at my best."


 

 

 

 

 

 



"Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes
for the world."


"I believe that everything

happens for a reason.

People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them
when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."


To put it bluntly, I seem to have a whole superstructure with no foundation.

But I'm working on the foundation.

 

I've been on a calendar,
but never on Time.


 

"I used to think
as I looked out on the
Hollywood night,

'There must be
thousands of girls sitting
alone like me, dreaming
of becoming a movie star.

But I'm not going to
worry about them.

I'm dreaming
the hardest.'"


 

People had a habit of looking at me as if I were some kind of mirror 
instead of a person.

They didn't see me.

They saw their own lewd thoughts,

then they white-masked themselves by calling me the lewd one.

 


"If your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."


 


"We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle."


 

 

 

 

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