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Thank you.  Cheers to you!

Gift pages are ideal for those who are hard to shop for.  Give a friend a tip of the hat by making her a queen on our site.  Help out a creative & talented crafts person, or promote your kids garage band! Make them legends here.

Oh Yes.  You know you want to.

Exclusive membership includes a vanity mug that will make all your friends incredibly jealous.

You also get a frame worthy certificate to place on your wall to drive home the point that you really are that superior to everyone else after all.

Remember that what goes around comes around. 

Put a little good out into the universe and it will all come back to you.  

Thank you!

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Something you are really ashamed of?

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Pay, and go in peace my child.

One FULL PAGE Showcase devoted to you.

Includes links to up to 3  locations.

Search Engine Optimization Included.

External marketing promoting your page.

Add video & audio too. 

You are given full review & approval prior to publication.

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Includes 365 days of 24 hour Promotion

A custom page tailored & crafted to showcase your excellence using our words & your images.

One FULL PAGE Showcase devoted to you.

Includes links to up to 3  locations.

Search Engine Optimization Included.

External marketing promoting your page.

Add video & audio too. 

You are given full review & approval prior to publication.

Includes 365 days of 24 hour Promotion

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There is a one time Publishing Partnership Fee of $10 per article for publication here.

This encourages that only your best submissions will be sent for consideration.

If your work is not accepted we will issue a full refund within 7-14 days of your submission.