A man had a parrot
that could talk.
Unfortunately, it swore a lot.
In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet,
he put him in a cupboard.
The parrot continued swearing
and after a whilethe man decided
to put the bird in the freezer.
After that, the parrot started swearing
even more. After a few minutes,
he suddenly became quiet.
The man opened up the freezer
and the parrot said,
"I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again."
As the man took the bird out of the freezer
he wondered what the difference was
between the cupboard and the freezer.
Just then, the parrot said,
"So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"
that could talk.
Unfortunately, it swore a lot.
In an effort to get the parrot to be quiet,
he put him in a cupboard.
The parrot continued swearing
and after a whilethe man decided
to put the bird in the freezer.
After that, the parrot started swearing
even more. After a few minutes,
he suddenly became quiet.
The man opened up the freezer
and the parrot said,
"I'm sorry, sir, it will never happen again."
As the man took the bird out of the freezer
he wondered what the difference was
between the cupboard and the freezer.
Just then, the parrot said,
"So, uh, what'd the chicken do?"
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Son, if you really want
something in this life,
you have to work for it.
Now quiet! They're about
to announce the lottery
numbers.
- Homer Simpson
something in this life,
you have to work for it.
Now quiet! They're about
to announce the lottery
numbers.
- Homer Simpson
| Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up that's all. -- Joan Jett |
| The highest point of philosophy is to be both wise and simple; this is the angelic life. -- St John Chrysostom |
| Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. -- G. K. Chesterton |
A lot of guys think the larger
a woman's breasts are,
the less intelligent she is.
I don't think it works like
that. I think it's the opposite.
I think the larger a woman's
breasts are, the less
intelligent men become.
-- Anita Wise
a woman's breasts are,
the less intelligent she is.
I don't think it works like
that. I think it's the opposite.
I think the larger a woman's
breasts are, the less
intelligent men become.
-- Anita Wise